Overheard in the Wolfe House #51
Peggy (interrupting Sam): uh, hang on, I just burned my fingers.
Sam: Wait – how – on that handle there? (pointing to the Dutch oven sitting on the stove top).
Peggy: Yes, I’m cleaning the oven. I didn’t expect it to heat the top of the stove that much.
Sam: Oh, ok, it’s not my fault then.