Overheard in the Wolfe House #311

County clerk (assisting with passport application): Raise your right hand.

Sam (raises right hand)

Clerk: Do you swear, attest and affirm that everything contained on this application is true and correct to the best of your knowledge?

Sam (grinning): I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good.


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