Sam (frequent client of a variety of community services, as he opens an envelope): I’m tired of surveys now.

 

Bonus Overheards: Stuff my Family Says

 

Sister 2 (reading road sign on the Overseas Highway)

Sister 4: You feel sticky?

Sister 2: No. Fiesta Key.

 

Sister 3: We get name tags?

Sister 1: No, a hang tag.

 

Sister 4: My colleague’s wife is a pulmonologist.

Nephew 2: Is that some kind of religion?