Sam (frequent client of a variety of community services, as he opens an envelope): I’m tired of surveys now.
Bonus Overheards: Stuff my Family Says
Sister 2 (reading road sign on the Overseas Highway)
Sister 4: You feel sticky?
Sister 2: No. Fiesta Key.
Sister 3: We get name tags?
Sister 1: No, a hang tag.
Sister 4: My colleague’s wife is a pulmonologist.
Nephew 2: Is that some kind of religion?