DIY recipes for the pantry: Pickles, Pickles, Pickles, Pickles

Apparently, heirloom recipes are a thing now. As is pickling stuff with all that beneficial bacteria from cultured things. What I love about Aunt Regina is she doesn’t judge you for the sudden fancy. She’d just get out her recipe and tell you how they always did it.

Tonight is the first freeze for North Texas, and probably too late to put anything else by this year. But just in case, here are some old-school, East Texas picklin’ recipes.

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Overheard in the Wolfe House #251

Sam (as contestant solves the puzzle, “The sixth sense of direction,” on Wheel of Fortune): I don’t think that should’ve been a Before-and-After.

Peggy: Why not?

Sam: Because when you have a sixth sense, it’s usually a sense of direction.

DIY: Fruitcake

About ten years ago, I began making fruitcakes with quality dried fruit, aging them with booze.

I don’t remember eating a fruitcake I liked as a kid, but to be sure, I bought a small fruitcake at the Collin Street Bakery on the way to Houston recently. I came away reinforced with what I had learned — the best ones are the ones you make yourself.

I have a few recipes from an old Martha Stewart magazine that work well. But going through Regina’s collection, we found the family heirloom recipe. I haven’t made it yet, but I will soon. I froze some figs from the tree and ordered some more dried fruit from King Arthur Flour’s online store. The liquor cabinet is, as usual, at the ready — rum, brandy, bourbon. Regina likes bourbon, but I’ll probably make that decision once I sample the batter. I’m Wisconsin girl, and partial to brandy.

The recipe, from Regina’s mother, my children’s great-grandmother, is captured here. I knew that couldn’t be all there was to it, so I emailed Regina for the rest of the directions.FruitCake copy

Here’s what she offered:

Mother made the fruit cake at the Thanksgiving break from school.  They didn’t have packages of the dried fruit mixed together so she bought packages of each fruit she wanted.  She didn’t like citron very much so she didn’t use much of it.  Those days flour was sold in cloth bags instead of paper so she wrapped the cloth soaked in bourbon around the cake.  She soaked some sliced apples in the bourbon and filled the tube hole.  She wrapped the cake in the bourbon soaked cloth.  She put the wrapped cake in a metal purchased cake pan with a tight lid.  She had a sprinkler bottle and once a week she would sprinkle the cloth with bourbon.  We didn’t have plastic containers in those days so that was the need for the metal cake box.

DIY for the pantry: Raisin Sauce

Aunt Regina had quite a few recipes that were printed on mimeograph paper. For nearly all of her career, she was a third-grade teacher in Liberty City. She said oftentimes a teacher brought a favorite dish in and then ran copies of the recipe for everyone on mimeograph paper. I asked her if that bothered the principal. She said they made so few copies, especially compared to the excess runs of worksheets, etc., that ended up in the trash can, she doubt it was noticed.

Here’s some slow-cooking for you.

 

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Random Thoughts on the Puzzle Scuttle 5K

The first order of business for the Puzzle Scuttle is to cheer the 1K fun-runners, some of whom have autism, at the finish line. 1390631_10200780170845952_1421801257_nOn a cold morning, you can warm up for the race like Michael by taking a quick jog around the parking lot and shedding your warm up suit. Or, as I prefer, by sitting in the pick-up with a downy vest over your knees. When the TCU track star helps guide the crowd in some stretching exercises at the starting line, you must try to look like the elite runner and not the Chick-Fil-A cow doing the same routine next to him. A 5K loop around Amon Carter Stadium has five uphill climbs and two downhill runs, proving that you can go to and from school uphill both ways. The race may have been big, but Fort Worth is small, so you will see other runners having a big French breakfast at La Madeleine afterwards just like you. Always say yes when your son finds a challenge because you may find a new personal best. Oh yeah. Came in at 9:25 pace, ranked 1st in age group, 2nd for runners age 40+, and 25th out of 121. Michael ran a 7:13 pace. Come to think of it, maybe his warm-up way is the right idea after all.

Overheard in the Wolfe House #249

Peggy: On the way to bringing you your lunch, I saw a landspout.

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Sam: I saw that too! It freaked me out!

Peggy: What did you do?

Sam: I ran back into the store.

Peggy: Did anyone else go outside to see it?

Sam: A few. They couldn’t see it. (pause) I guess that’s the first tornado we’ve ever seen.