What Sam says
Overheard in the Wolfe House #190
Michael (sharing all the news with the grandparents, via Skype): Sam’s going bald.
Sam: Yes, Mom, it’s wise that you named me after Grandpa.
Peggy: [face palm]
Overheard in the Wolfe House #187
Paige: So am I making dinner tonight?
Peggy: Oh, could you? That would be great.
Sam: I know what that means ….
Peggy: Yep, Korean food!
Overheard in the Wolfe House #186
Paige (emerging from bedroom): Is he wailing?
[Sam (upstairs): Kitty! Oh, no!]
Peggy: Yes, I’ve been listening. I think I hear him laughing. (shouting upstairs) Sam, what’s going on?
Sam (shouting downstairs): The cat is drinking from my toilet.
Puffs-o-honey
A friend brought a jar of honey by today. Making a batch of Puffs-o-honey had been on my to-do list ever since we left Trader Joe’s two weekends ago loaded with all kinds of items for the pantry, including four bags of puffed grains.
I would have bought Puffs n’Honey if they’d had it. It’s made by the Bread Shop, but I don’t know any retailers that carry it here.
It’s hard to get even mainstream items. I asked Albertsons off and on for years to get Grape Nuts Flakes. The store manager said he would get requests for it from time to time (probably all mine, he just wasn’t remembering) and he was having a hard time getting it. I about fell over when I saw it on the shelves for the first time two months ago. Also because it was $5.19 for a box.
Puffs n’Honey was one of Sam’s favorite cereals as a child. When I couldn’t get it here, I experimented with adapting granola recipes to make it. He was almost giddy watching me put a batch together tonight.
“Doesn’t it give you memories of California, Mom?” he asked.
Yes, with Trader Joe’s, the local farmer’s market and my own garden, it’s only taken 20 years to get back the kind of cooking we could do back in Sacramento.
So, here it is. Plain, the way Sam likes it, but vary it by adding spices you like — a couple teaspoons of cinnamon or cardamom, for example. Arrowhead Mills makes good puffed cereals.
Puffs-o-honey
Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
In large bowl, combine one bag each of (unsweetened) puffed wheat, puffed rice, puffed corn and puffed millet.
Combine in saucepan, then bring to a simmer:
12-ounce can of apple juice concentrate
1/2 cup canola oil
3/8 cup brown sugar
3/4 cup honey
Cool slightly, then pour over cereal and toss to coat.
Roast for 20 minutes, stirring occasionally. Cool and store.
Overheard in the Wolfe House #184
Peggy (after nearly bumping into Sam hustling through the kitchen to the laundry room): Uh, pardon me.
Sam: I’m not pie. I’m a man on a mission.
Writing Prompt #17
The final entry in Sam’s summer school journal:
I feel usually excited before I go camping. I can roast marshmallows, stick them on a chocolate on a Graham Cracker, put the other Graham Cracker on top of it, and then eat it. — July 24, 2002
Writing Prompt #16, secret to coolness
The penultimate entry in Sam’s summer school journal:
If I could change my name, I would change it to Donald Duck because of my middle name and it sounds very cool. Donald Duck turns out to be a cartoon, but he is erasable! — July 22, 2002
From “How to Draw Guide,” learn to draw Donald Duck.
Writing Prompt #15
From Sam’s summer school journal, proving metaphorical questions do not have to be answered metaphorically.
I would rather be a passenger on the plane because I look rather young to be the pilot. — July 19, 2002
Writing Prompt #14
From Sam’s summer school journal, previously unknown occupational aspirations:
It would be a lot of fun to work at the zoo. The best part of the job is that I would keep the endangered species away from everyone. I would also feed all the animals from outside of their space. — July 28, 2002
Writing Prompt #13
From Sam’s summer school journal — problem-solving that need for another big plate of red ants:
I would find an orange because it tastes probably good for ants. Perhaps roast beef, ants would probably love to eat meat. Or even bacon, bacon would appear very sweet to humans, but very good to ants. — July 17, 2002