Peggy: I saw the cat playing with what I thought was a worm this morning, and then it started moving its thousand legs and I realized it was a centipede. Or a millipede.
Sam: Oh, wow.
Peggy: It took about five hits with the fly swatter to kill it.
Sam: Why did you kill it?
(long, long pause)

Sam: What about that leftover barbecue shrimp you made?
Peggy: I finished that for lunch today.
Sam: Oh. You need to make some more.
Peggy: I can do that.
Sam: I only had one.

Peggy: Paige said Pottermore is really good. It looks a little like Cosmic Osmo.

Peggy: How’s the tractor running?

Sam: Now that I’m an adult, sometimes disability services go bankrupt.

Peggy: That’s a brand-new baby over there. Do you want to go see?

Sam: I’m reading about an OS that can run your lights and ceiling fans and other household appliances and stuff.

Sam: (after describing overhearing a co-worker tell a manager he wouldn’t be able to work the next day) … and I wanted to tell you that I might be working tonight, because I’m getting better at seeing context around me.

Sam: Do you know about the website, ready.gov?