What Sam says
Overheard in the Wolfe House #39
(coming soon to an office near you … hardware tech superman)
Sam: How hard is it to work with MIDI devices?
Peggy: What?
Sam: I figured out how to load the Apple DLS sound font with SimpleSynth.
Peggy: What?
Overheard in the Wolfe House #38
Peggy: You ok Sam?
Sam (with a whisker-free face): Yeah, just shaving hard.
Overheard in the Wolfe House #37
Sam: What does that search say? “Bubbly”? That’s a funny name for somebody.
Peggy: No, it says Bobby.
Sam: I thought it said “bubbly.” It made me think of a Green Day song.
Peggy: Really? Which song is that?
Overheard in the Wolfe House #36
Sam: Let’s go vote.
Peggy: You’re ready? Ok. Let’s go.
Sam: It’s the last day.
Overheard in the Wolfe House #35
Sam (upon arriving home from the football game): Hungry, hungry, gotta have some pizza. (opens refrigerator) Wow, giant slices. Makes me think of South Carolina.
The best humble pie
Last night, I shed some major baggage thanks to Sam. We’d spent a long day helping out at a community event. He wanted to say good-bye to one of the organizers because “she’s a very nice lady.”
She’s also very pretty. Sam, like any red-blooded fellow, likes a pretty woman. I teased her husband just a little bit.
“Watch out,” I said.
There was an awkward pause, and then Sam said, “He doesn’t need to watch out.”
Oh, don’t even bother cutting up the crow, just hand it over and I’ll stuff it in there with my foot.
All of my children are gentle souls who have a great deal of respect for personal boundaries. Unlike their father, who was a gentle soul, too, but struggled mightily to keep boundaries where they belong.
I learned last night I don’t own their father’s errors. Not in the least. In fact, I don’t need to watch out at all.
Overheard in the Wolfe House #34
Peggy: Sam do you have a hole in your work shoes? Do you need new shoes?
Sam: Yes. (pauses) How did you know?
Peggy: I saw your blackened socks on the floor in the laundry room.
Sam (laughing): Yes, I need new shoes.
Overheard in the Wolfe House #33
Sam: What are you doing tomorrow?
Peggy: During the day — not much.
Sam: I get home from work at 2:30. What will you be doing then?
Peggy: Probably outside working in the yard.
Sam: I want to show you Reality Check.
Peggy: Okay.
Sam: It’s time. It’s time to make my major official.
Overheard in the Wolfe House #32
(as we serve up our first-ever batch of ebelskivers, Danish filled pancakes)
Paige: Do you want some Sam?
Sam: No, I’ve tried one before. I don’t like the filling.
Paige: When have you ever had an ebelskiver?
Sam: In the past.
Overheard in the Wolfe House #31
Peggy: How was school today?
Paige (eyes rolling): pfbbbt …
Sam: Sounds like it wasn’t too good.