Overheard in the Wolfe House #274

Peggy (meeting Sam at the baggage claim, at 1:21 a.m.): You have a new carry-on bag?

Sam: Yes.

Peggy (as she and Sam get in the pick-up, about 15 minutes later): Did someone give you that bag?

Sam: Yes. Aunt Teresa.

Sam (at home, about 45 minutes later): I need to put the bag in the refrigerator.

Peggy: Really? Why?

Sam: It’s full of cookie dough.

 

Overheard in the Wolfe House #272

Sam (frequent client of a variety of community services, as he opens an envelope): I’m tired of surveys now.

 

Bonus Overheards: Stuff my Family Says

 

Sister 2 (reading road sign on the Overseas Highway)

Sister 4: You feel sticky?

Sister 2: No. Fiesta Key.

 

Sister 3: We get name tags?

Sister 1: No, a hang tag.

 

Sister 4: My colleague’s wife is a pulmonologist.

Nephew 2: Is that some kind of religion?

 

Overheard in the Wolfe House #268

Sam: Sharon Wilson sent me an invitation to a porch party. I want to go.

Peggy: You bet.

Sam: So what is that about?

Peggy: Some people in Denton are trying to have an election to make Denton frack free.

Sam: If Denton is frack free, I want to move there.